FapNap

The result of Masturbation exhaustion. Masturbation and then falling asleep.

Guy: Fap Fap Fap oh my goodness I am tired I need a nap.
Friend: How was ur FapNap?
Guy:Amazin.

by HippiBfree June 1, 2011

fapfapfap

Originally the onomatopoetic rendition of male masturbation in Japanese manga (erotic comics), using the Roman letters. "Fapfapfap" has come to represent male masturbation in general, and by extension the slapping sounds of any anal intercourse, and male/female penile-vaginal intercourse as well.

-- What did you think of that new actress?

-- HOT! Fapfapfap.

-- Easy for you to say.

-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2011

fapclap

The act of a male becoming erect, sitting up in his bed or chair, and clapping his hands with the erect penis in between. One can upgrade if they desire by using pans, books or anything in their arsenal.

GF- "Hey (boyfriend) let's have sex"
BF- "sure thing (girlfriend)"
*undresses himself
GF- "OMG WTF WHY IS YOUR DICK SWELLED AND BRUISED"
"I was fapclapping last night it was pantastic"

by Annandzilla October 23, 2013

falapagoose

a mix between a tamara and a platypus this is a rare animal to which only smart, cunning, intelectual, pretty and wonderfully nice people can see. Dont even mess with a falapagoose or you will have to talk to tamara.

The falapagoose sailed delicately through the shimmering air, With tamara riding it

by hahaha guess February 18, 2003

Fapnap

A comfortable nap taken after excessive, intensive male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll tell Brian to call you after his fapnap. He's really tuckered out after bashed his candlestick for hours.

by Werkshop March 15, 2010

fapfappuccino

when your girlfriend/boyfriend blow you and right before you cum they put a coffee cup to the tip of you dick and you cum in the coffee.

my girl said she wanted more protein in the morning so she asked if I could help her make a fapfappuccino with her eggs and bacon.

by thishandleisnottaken June 1, 2015

fatlap

the lap of fat that covers one private region.

That bitch's fatlap was so big, i couldn't see her twat.

Earl's fatlap made his penis look lik a vienna sausgage.

by christima September 3, 2007