Mariano Crime Family 

The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.

"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"

Mariano Crime Family by George Newman June 2, 2009

The Red Ape Family 

A stupid fucking animated TV show with NFTs as characters.

person 1: Have you seen The Red Ape Family?
person 2: I made sure to screenshot every frame of that awful shit, and I even right clicked and saved it.

The Red Ape Family by CHUNGUS MUNCHER November 28, 2021

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

Ready Made Family 

A term commonly used to denote a male who is dating a female whom has already produced offspring via another male. A male who is prepared to take such measures in finding a new partner usually reeks of desperation, and has limited alternatives, therefore is prepared to raise another males offspring simple to ensure they don't die alone.

Mate: Why is he dating her?

Other Mate: Only girls around here come as a Ready Made Family.

Ready Made Family by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021

family vacation 

Another word for prison. Usually happens on days when you're off from school.

My parents would rob me for a family vacation every winter and spring break until I move out of my parents' house.

family vacation by The Real Driller December 23, 2022

family link 

The most stupid app in the world
it stresses kids and teens out. My friends daughter killed herself bc of this app after that im not putting this app for my kids.

-Hey how are your kids
-mines crying all night abt family link all night what about yours?
-she commited suicide bc she hated this app

family link by Mile maty September 19, 2020

family wreath 

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

family wreath by vegasrew April 13, 2007