A bunch of people who are forced to talk to each other. Half the people want to strangle each other. You often like the pet better than you like the people. The worst part is the dreaded family reunion where you meet family members you didn't even know you had...like the one drug addict or the one member of your family that managed to get into Harvard.
I don't wanna go to this family dinner.

I wanna strangle my brother.

I like my dog much better than I like my siblings
by roux-ga-roux March 12, 2016
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In family life - love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds us closer together, and the music that brings harmony. They'll be there for you through good times, and in bad times.
When trouble comes your way, you family will always help you and are always on your side, no matter what
by Gdoggz September 12, 2011
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A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.
1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?
2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.
by Wompa One November 19, 2007
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group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.
-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina

Child come out
by julopez November 28, 2011
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Being in a group of people (could be friends) who love eachother unconditionally, who will stand by eachother through thick and thin and protect one anothet no matter what.
Her mother, father and siblings don't love her and she doesn't love them but lucky for her she has her real family that will stand by her.
by ~S.Anonymous September 25, 2017
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Family, The: The term "Family" for a Mafia organization, such as the "Five Families" of New York, is rooted in the Victorian term "The Family" (or "Family People"), slang for the underworld.
by Twathenge April 11, 2006
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People who will always have your back on the crappy-est situations, and will stretch their necks out to save your ass. They don't always have to be blood, can be your best friend who knows you more than anyone else.
The Turgeons are an amazing family.
by thefamilyjumper February 28, 2011
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