roux-ga-roux's definitions

family

A bunch of people who are forced to talk to each other. Half the people want to strangle each other. You often like the pet better than you like the people. The worst part is the dreaded family reunion where you meet family members you didn't even know you had...like the one drug addict or the one member of your family that managed to get into Harvard.

I don't wanna go to this family dinner.

I wanna strangle my brother.

I like my dog much better than I like my siblings

by roux-ga-roux July 30, 2016