Falsewood

An erection for ether no reason at all or a reason that u are ashamed of.
The erection does not count as falsewood if you beat it off.(masturbating falsewood is prohibited) under no circumstances should falsewood ever be finished off.

Yooooo man i woke up this morning and had the biggest hard on.(falsewood)
Theirs this really busted bitch that just got hired at work and i sprung a boner for no reason lookin at her today.(falsewood)
Dude ur moms way to old for me to want to fuck, but my man shaft was hard as steel for her today, totally took it in the bathroom and shoot it off.(NOT falsewood)

by James Gagne January 30, 2009

Super-Mega Falsetto

A musical term describing an exceptionally high pitched voice. A super-mega falsetto is much higher pitched in comparison to the lesser "super falsetto", or the even lower pitched "falsetto".

The term was first officially recognized as a musical descriptor by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and later the British Institute of the Arts.

An example of the super-mega falsetto is Nick Pitera's rendition of "A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin.

by Kalahaki Sabuci November 30, 2009

Falsepoop [Noun]

Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.

Falsepoop Noun "There I sat so broken hearted, but twas falsepoop; I had and just barely sharted."

Person 1: Man, I can't believe I sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false poop.
Person 2: I held my false poop in, I looked kinda dumb for a minute, but I'm good.
Person 3: Hold on, I think I'm having a false poop right now, nope I'm sharting.

Person 4: How is this not a crazy shitstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false poop?

by Fismo February 12, 2014

falstomy

Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.

He showed lots of falstomy inside him.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Falstomy

The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany

He contains lots of falstomy within him.

by Narkicy August 30, 2022

falsecockitus

A dissorder men suffer when they feel they have an iadiquitly sized cock.Symptons include drasticly exaggerating the size of ones penis.

Chris soo has falsecockitus, he said he had a nine inch cock, but when he whipped it out, it was like sucking on a pack of breathmints.

by b.RIAN January 11, 2008

Falsettist

An adult male singer with a voice that broke at puberty, as it should have done, who uses a singing-technique called "Falsetto"- (or False voice, to the non-singer), employing a very high, light, sweet-sounding, breathy quality, in order to sound like a woman, when he sings. Most such singers' Falsetto ranges are normally pretty much equivalent to a female Mezzo-soprano- (the middle female vocal-range), with regards to tessitura- (overall range), and timbre- (vocal sound-quality.) Not to be confused with the Countertenor, who's able to sing in the exact same vocal-range naturally, without having to put it on!

Well-known Falsettists include Phil Bailey from the Seventies band, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Barry Gibb from The Beegees.

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017