One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.
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I know I sound sick. It's the lallergies.
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by lucy March 10, 2005
Get the pants allergies mug.What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.
If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.
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Get the allergies mug.Canadian military slang for allergy-related frustration. Often related to poor timing of sneezes, coughing, sniffles, and other allergy symptoms; for example during inspection, while observing the enemy, or while trying to hide from the MPs after they bust your coke dealer.
Morty is on the OP and sees the enemy, but he finds himself in a life-or-death struggle to suppress a sneeze so he doesn't alert the enemy. He is experience severe and visible fallergieson.
"Man I had some serious fallergiesons during the OC's inspection this morning."
"Man I had some serious fallergiesons during the OC's inspection this morning."
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