falafel

fucks capa quiz every night of chemistrty exams

Hey capa where were you last night?
Capa- "doing my Capa Quiz with a big juicy falfel"

by Capa Quiz May 10, 2005

Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Falafeling

To partake in the careful art of giant falafel wrap consumption

I'm going falafeling lunch time

by Falafel rap master June 4, 2018

Falafeled

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

falafelizing

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia

Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing

by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008

Falafel

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

by The Randomness April 2, 2010