falafel queen

Gay man primarily attracted to Arab/Middle Eastern men

Jon is such a falafel queen! He loves stuffing arab guys' pita pocket.

by gerudo65 November 25, 2009

Falactive

Falactive - n., Adj. (fuh lak' tiv) n. State of being in labor when the mother is not sure if the Braxton Hicks have crossed into active labor. Adj. Describing the phase of in-between guessing during false labor and active labor.

Susie and her husband are annoyed because Susie is in falactive labor.
Diane is falactive.

by JBFlower February 12, 2017

pink falafel

A real nice, pink vagina. May or may not be nice and meaty. But, in general great for sex.
Opposite of a blue waffle.

Man, that chick last night had a pink falafel, it was just beautiful.

Blue waffles? Fuck that, I want some pink falafels.

by highfivetovaginas April 19, 2010

flacenis

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

by chicarcas March 11, 2008

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.

I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!

by Hookadood January 7, 2007

falafel fever

like jungle fever but for people of middle eastern descent.

"Yo, she's sweatin' Sayid. She got the falafel fever."

by fezeant April 24, 2006