Fantapantsd

When a (Mandy) girl does you So Good, So Crazy, So Wild, So Well - your hooked.

When you're FANTAPANTSD you are often left feeling quite "Mandicapt"

He got FANTAPANTSD so wicked by that (Mandy) girl, he's all Mandicapt now! Ha ha ha!

by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021

Fartapated

When your trying to fart but cant.

It doesn't matter how hard i push i am completely fartapated.

by Koffie33 June 24, 2011

faktard

a person who is scttm, sattm, sidly, and a scbamfttm all at once.

XR: So I was swinging around water bottles today.
G-tron: FAKTARD ttm.

G-tron: Yeah I play with pink fune things.
XR: Cuz you're a faktard.

by lagrewolf September 4, 2008

Fantapants

The birth defect of a male born with striking orange hair that is seen growing wildly all over his body including great masses on his genitals.

When born with Fantapants the carrier is often very insecure and often turns into an abuser of alcohol and the English language as well as trying to find faults with his friends and falsely blow them out of proportion to try make his gross and pitiful state a little more conspicuous to the disgusted onlooker.

by RJ007 July 23, 2009

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

by el reeko January 14, 2010

Factaphobia

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.

See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia

by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015

fartaphagus

A relatively small enclosed space, like an elevator, where a deadly fart can't be escaped. See sartaphagus.

Dude! You turned this closet into a fartaphagus! I'm melting!

by Ace Remingtom August 1, 2017