Fattitude

To describe the punk ass attitude that arsey, entitled fat fucks use to justify being a shitstain on society.

John: I don’t hate fat people, but Sienna really gets on my nerves...
Dave: it’s that fattitude she has

by hijaxxd October 17, 2019

fattitude

fat chick(s) with an attitude.

Yeah, hyper's whole group suffers from fattitude.

by Dekkon October 24, 2003

fatitude

(n.) The state of being fat and not caring.

Dang - that bitch just ate a whole pizza! She got some serious fatitude!

by FunkyB February 11, 2009

Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

Fatitude

When a fat person has attitude.

OMG that big girl there has ''Fatitude''

by Bubbles Devere February 25, 2015

fattitude

A fat chick throwing a lot of attitude, which makes you wonder why the hell are you at the receiving end, that too from a FAT chick.

Man, I'm having to put up with a lot of FATtitude these days.

by mayur June 11, 2006

faketigue

To be made weary by the excessive amount of fake content on the internet.

" I am seeing so many false claims and products on my internet searches that I am now suffering from faketigue"

by kwikchex July 28, 2019