Any social media site that irresponsibly allows fake news to be easily and quickly disseminated to hundreds of millions. By doing so, democratic elections are dangerously influenced in favor of candidates and their followers who are willing to lie repeatedly, create or spread outrageous rumors and race-bait. These sites and their purveyors of fake news consequently create an existential crisis for responsible journalism, the people of the United States and, now that I think about it, the entire world.
The owners pathetically claim to simply own an innocent “platform,” an excuse not unlike the owner and manager of a whorehouse claiming to only manage the building itself, oblivious and innocent of the actions occurring in the building, and how it has destroyed the nearby neighborhood, as well as the lives of so many.
The owners pathetically claim to simply own an innocent “platform,” an excuse not unlike the owner and manager of a whorehouse claiming to only manage the building itself, oblivious and innocent of the actions occurring in the building, and how it has destroyed the nearby neighborhood, as well as the lives of so many.
“Allow me to answer this one. Mike voted for that cruel, racist psychopathic moron because he learned on Fakebook that the opponent was friends with a brown-skinned woman who routinely lunched with a Muslim.”
by hodags1966 November 11, 2020
An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.
by Texas Man May 24, 2016
A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.
"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."
"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
by maspito April 25, 2009
Person 1: Did you hear about Natalia?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.
by afendiprincess. October 28, 2009
1.The underlying phonyness of services like myspace and facebook. It comes from knowing very little about your 'friends" other than that they are drunk party sluts or losers that pose for themselves.
2.Any religious doctrine
2.Any religious doctrine
-"Hey did you talk to that cute girl?"
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody
by Mr. Debonair May 15, 2006
A fake Facebook account. As in a account created for the purposes of: Sending yourself or friends extra game or app requests, Facebook Roleplaying, talking and interacting with strangers, or otherwise acting anonymously.
by Aliousis July 27, 2011
a collection of transcribed jazz tunes
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
person 1: aiight you call the next tune
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
by too busy goin hella dumb December 20, 2006