Fakelationship

A plastic type of relationship that an opportunist has who will say the I Love You's to get what they want & leave.

If I stopped being fake and stopped messing with her heart, that would end the fakelationship.

by DystopiaNow November 4, 2020

Fakecation

Fakecation: noun
Fakecationing: verb
(akin to Fauxliday in Britain)

FAKECATION

a) When one dedicates his time to work, or is distracted by work related issues while away on 'vacation'.

b) Allowing one's emotional baggage, negative energy or worldy woes to distract them from true 'vacationing'.

C) Fakecationer:
a person doing any of the above, or, anyone who walks around throughout the entire vacation with a Bluetooth earpiece glued to the side of their face!

"I was ready to kick Keisha to the curb after our honeymoon! She was staring at that stupid laptop the whole time; it was a total fakecation!"

by Manny Styles March 21, 2010

fakecation

when your boss says he's going on vacation, but still periodically comes into the office to hang out.

I found out my boss meant he was on fakecation when I showed up late Monday morning and he was waiting for me.

by Kat Moreau September 28, 2008

fakation

A vacation that is lacking, either because it is too short or the location is too ordinary.

In comparison to my two-month backpacking adventure in Central America, the 3 night stay in Vegas was a fakation.

by Carly O'Rourke March 10, 2008

Fakecation

Tagging along with your spouse on a business trip so you can just get away from home. It is especially a "fakecation" if it's a roadtrip to a location you wouldn't visit otherwise.

My husband, Dan, has to drive to Akron for work. I think I'll go with him so I can get away and have a "fakecation".

by JayceeYvonne April 12, 2010

Fakecation

N: Driving two counties over to stay in a motel 6. Then cruising the back roads home.

I went on a fakecation to the motel 6 about an hour away this weekend. It took me three hours to get home on the back roads.

by JussieB July 6, 2011

Faceationship

A facebook relationship

"We aren't really together, we're just in a faceationship."

by Jazyfire August 17, 2019