Fake Drunk Fucker 

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

Fake Drunk Fucker by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

Fake ass mother fucker 

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.

Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

Fake ass mother fucker by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021

Fake Ass Mother Fucker 

Fake ass mother fucker that acts like they you they friend but harbors ability to keep you at tap when you quickly respond to they messages and all they do is sleep

Fake ass mother fucker fuck you

Fake Ass Mother Fucker by bitchassmofogetajob April 30, 2016

Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe 

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian

Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

fakefuck 

just about everyone now a days. someone who does lame shizz that everyone else does just to be "cool." liiiike 90% of the world are fakefucks.

"Like omg cupcakes, rainbows, dinosaurs, rawrrr !! I'm so HxC, lemme go sit in a corner they're soo coool !!"
FAKEFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK son of a mothuhhhh

fakefuck by livin' lifelesss January 9, 2008