Fairy comments

Mean comments with a twist that are hella funny

This hits different💕🧚 ♀️✨ in a domestic abuse kinda way🌸🦋🌈 (fairy comments)

Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️

by hm26 May 19, 2020

Fairy Floss

Fairy floss ,A sugary treat made and packaged by the tooth fairy to help assist in easy painless removal of children's teeth for harvesting

As tempting as it is,keep your head and arms out of the fairy floss machine

by MiLLzY_2016 June 22, 2016

Fairy Floss

another word for cotton candy used in Australia.

Fairy floss is teh shit

by teh definitioner August 14, 2003

fairy comment

a comment that is supposed to be hurtful but the writer uses a fairy emoji to make it funny.

Make sure to hydrate 🧚🏻💫💗and keep your head under the water😍💫🧚🏻🧚🏻 is an example of a fairy comment.

by urbandictionaryqween July 8, 2020

Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

by Telephony February 19, 2015

Dong Fairy

A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!

MEGAN!! You won't believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!

by T-Whip May 13, 2016

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .

Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

by TurtleTron August 7, 2018