Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010

agoraphobia

1. The fear of people with the name Gore. this is especially Al Gore (The guy from Al Gore's Global Warning)

2. The fear of the Outside This is mainly seen with Drugees and EMO's

Guy 1: I have a real agoraphobia
Guy 2: Yeah i Know Al Gore is a scary son of a *****
Guy 1: No dumb ass I'm afraid of the outside
Guy 2: Bye, i dont Hang out with Freaking EMOs

by Mobmaster December 27, 2007

fagmaphobia

The intense fear of gay ghosts

"Did you hear? Phill has fagmaphobia!"

by johnjiggletits February 21, 2025

Figuraphobia

The fear of shapes , particularly in GCSE maths.

I have Figuraphobia because of GCSE Maths.

by gcsesrhard March 14, 2025

agoraphobia

fear of Viagra!
It's a sixth sense.

Sam walks into room filled with men
Sam: It feels different in here, is there Viagra?
Brandon: Yes, you have agoraphobia?
Sam: AHHHHHHHH, I'M AGORAPHOBIC!!!!!!!
Sam leaves room because of fear of Viagra.

by Exquanch March 16, 2025

agoraphobia

The fear of Viagra.
It's almost like a sixth sense.

Sam enters room filled with boys.
Sam: Hey guys, it seems a bit off in here, what's going on?
Brandon: Yo we just got Viagra!
Sam: AHHHHHH, I have agoraphobia!!!!!
Brandon: Huh?
Sam sprints out of room frightened

by Exquanch March 17, 2025