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fagface

reference to person who is asshole, jerk, stupid, bugaboo, annoying person, someone you want to slap.
Gena called Clay a fagface after he kicked the dog.
by Mena2 October 15, 2006
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Fatfatism

Fatfatism is a new political concept emerging from the anti-Government protests in Lebanon in December 2006. Its use is comparable to words like 'conservativism' and 'socialism', and its use is analagous to words like 'Stalinism' and Thatcherism' and 'Reganism' because it derives from the name and policies of a person - Ahmad Fatfat, Lebanon's Minister of the Interior.

This Fatfatism ideology, which has come to refer to a certain "Moderate" breed of political behavior in the Middle East, can be explained, according to Dr. As'ad Abu Khalil, the intellectual who coined the term, as such:

"...it requires no commitment to principles; it merely adjusts to the interests of the political status of Ahmad Fatfat. The ideology contains contradictions: it speaks of democracy and 'liberalism' and yet cultivates support among Bin Laden supporters in North Lebanon and serves as a client for Saudi Wahhabism; it speaks in favor of 'sovereignty' and 'independence' while it faithfully represented the interests of the tyrannical Syrian regime, and now represents the external patrons of Sanyurah. The ideology of Fatfatism believes that the most effective way for fighting foreign occupation is serving tea to the occupation soldiers. While it is widely believed that Fatfatism is a Lebanese phenomenon, it is now noticed that Fatfatism is spreading in countries in the Middle East and well beyond the Middle East."

The December protests in Beirut, Lebanon in 2006 included chants which echoed a popular understanding of Fatfatism. The chant went, according to primary sources:Ahmad Fatfat, you tough guy; one coffee and two tea. This reaction to Fatfatism can be understood in the wider framework of discontent in the Middle East with politicians like Hosni Mubarak, Abu Mazen, and Iyad Allawi who are perceived by Islamic fanatical and "leftist" sectors of the Arab public to be no more than tools of Western imperial powers.
Fatfat to Clinton:"Not now Clinton, I've got thirsty soldiers waiting,go and wank in the corner"

Father to Son: "Stop being a Fatfat and learn to read."

"I went to use the public lavoratory, but the bowl was backed up, as someone had done a Fatfat in there, previously."

"Israeli Soldier: Man oh man! You shoulda seen it!
Olmert: What happened? Is this another tale of Fatfatism?
Felipe: Yes! Fatfat was getting whipped by Shlomo AGAIN. He told Fatfat to bring home Lebanese mint that he found on the ground from Beirut to Ashdod, so he picked up the plants, put them on his horse, and galloped for eight hours, and then dropped it in the middle of Shlomo's driveway.
Olmert: Yep. That's Fatfatism for ya."
by Alzabini December 9, 2006
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Fagatron 5000

A machine that turns any random bystander into a fag. Manufactured by Sony.
Guy 1: Hey bro, what happened to John?
Guy 2: Oh man, John got hit by the Fagatron 5000. Now he's a fag.
Guy 1: Damn it, I wanted to hang out with him soon.
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Fagatha

Middleaged, Overweight, Achoholic, Gay, Prostitute who is just the nastyest, most greasy fag you have ever seen
Tom- Eww is that you I smell?
Betty- No, that was her.
Tom- Who?
Betty- No, Her over there digging in that trash can with her crack hanging out.
Tom- Oh, you mean Fagatha over there, eww she looks like she was rolled in to some Crisco.
by John Pidcock December 22, 2008
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Faghat

a band.
"Hi, we a
re Faghat. We are here for the children of the future, all of the 8 and 9 year old boys and girls around the world. In 1999, we landed in
the north woods of Wisconsin. We come from the planet Faghat and have broken through the death grid imposed upon the earth by the fallen
beings of light. We have come to share the frequencies of love, light, and life. Our mission is to move people out of the linear prison in which
many are trapped. We do this by using a frequency of sound that shifts you out of your space into an upward spiral that cannot be stopped by the
black iron prison. Our wish is to move people out of the death machine and reconnect them with the supreme being of love, light, and life. We
wish to destroy the frequency of fear that has been used to keep humanity at war with itself for thousands of years. It is time to end the tyranny of
the lizard men by reclaiming who you are. We are a wake up call; love us or hate us, our light will still shine through."
"In faghat land let me take your hand..."
by miles nowhere March 5, 2004
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fagatini

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".
Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?
by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005
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Faggatronics

The language, science, and math, and history of faggotry.

The mechanics of queerness encompassed.
1. This bitch sucked so bad I couldn't understand how until I found she achieved a Ph.D. in faggatronics.

2. Certain stereotypical voice/behavior inflections that are typically more difficult to detect in London and in those possessing strong powers of faggatronics.
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