A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.
Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.
by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007
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He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
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A declaration that you have messed up and are in over your head. Coined by overweight producer Randall Emmett Who is known as Harvey Weinstein light.
You know the vibes
You know the vibes
Person 1: I want the money you owe me.
Person 2: I'm sorry Fofty I don't have it.
Person 3: Fuck that I want my money Monday is coming you know the vibe.
Person 2: I'm sorry Fofty I don't have it.
Person 3: Fuck that I want my money Monday is coming you know the vibe.
by Streaze April 29, 2019
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Get the fatty shatty mug.The most beautiful and loving person you'll ever met. Also, it's a very unique way of writting "Fatima" . Umm chiil anyways you all should really consider writting Fatyma with an "y". Finallly, it's an arabic name who is really popular espacially in middle east.#
Omg I wish we had a Fatyma in our team!!
We should ask Fatyma, she is always right.
Hi, my name is Fatyma.
We should ask Fatyma, she is always right.
Hi, my name is Fatyma.
by The queen baby October 31, 2020
Get the Fatyma mug.Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
Get the fatty logic mug."I done been to da club 'bout fifty 'leven times!" or "Boy, I done told yo' ass fifty 'leven times to take dat goddamned trash out!!"
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