The most beautiful women you will ever meet and no matter what the circumstances she will always stick by your side while still being funny and charismatic.
by SmartCondom101 December 28, 2017
Get the lauren fajardo mug.Gorgeous! Always jokes about being awesome and a sexy motherf---er, but in reality, is very humble.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!
He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.
Brandon knows everything.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!
He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.
Brandon knows everything.
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Get the Fatard mug.A untrustworthy girl, very manipulative. Very beautiful and uses people who fall for her. Usually has a nice booty. Will never be faithful. Usually Hispanic or of Filipino descent.
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