faf

Fucked as fuck. When something is so fucked that you shit your pants.

John:Yo have you seen Annabelle yet?
Greg:Nah man, that shit is faf.

by ParkMyCow October 14, 2014

faf

fake as fuck.

when a girl texts a guy she's never going to get over, and talks shit about the people she call's her friends.

dude amanda's faf!

by fhehfrhkdhg October 26, 2010

faf

fake ass friend.
Used to descibe a back stabbing person, who you thought was a friend. Typically used by girls who speak in IM slang like; omg,wtf,lol etc.

Girl1: OMG, Katie totally just betrayed me!
Girl2: Wtf, she's such a faf.

by anonymous78 June 16, 2008

faf

It is known as the female genitals

"she has a fishy faf!"

"wash your faf out"

"can i see your faf"

"you have a hairy faf"

"put it in my faf"

etc

by furrymuff March 29, 2009

faf

Usually means Fat Ass Fucker, normally used in Internet Relay Chat Networks suchs as VidGameChat.Net.

Sheik is a faf.
Nizzo is a faf.
Huntr is the biggest faf there is.
twEAkz fafs me up.
CaBiaR is a complete faf.
Yo, tm2, you faf.
You faf, what's up?
Instead of fafing around, I'll get an expert to fix it

by Tux` July 06, 2004

faf

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way

person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

faf

faf stands for fake ass friend or fake ass fan.

popular in california

He told me he wasn’t going to the party, but he’s there right now. What a faf!

by livlily September 03, 2019