faf

Fucked as fuck. When something is so fucked that you shit your pants.
John:Yo have you seen Annabelle yet?
Greg:Nah man, that shit is faf.
by ParkMyCow October 14, 2014
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when a girl texts a guy she's never going to get over, and talks shit about the people she call's her friends.

dude amanda's faf!
by fhehfrhkdhg October 26, 2010
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fake ass friend.
Used to descibe a back stabbing person, who you thought was a friend. Typically used by girls who speak in IM slang like; omg,wtf,lol etc.
Girl1: OMG, Katie totally just betrayed me!
Girl2: Wtf, she's such a faf.
by anonymous78 June 16, 2008
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"she has a fishy faf!"

"wash your faf out"

"can i see your faf"

"you have a hairy faf"

"put it in my faf"

etc



by furrymuff March 28, 2009
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Usually means Fat Ass Fucker, normally used in Internet Relay Chat Networks suchs as VidGameChat.Net.
Sheik is a faf.
Nizzo is a faf.
Huntr is the biggest faf there is.
twEAkz fafs me up.
CaBiaR is a complete faf.
Yo, tm2, you faf.
You faf, what's up?
Instead of fafing around, I'll get an expert to fix it
by Tux` July 07, 2004
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can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way
person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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Megan: Yo we were totally faf last night.

Jimmy: What does faf mean?

Megan: Faded as fuck. We were faded as fuck.
by Cringe01 October 19, 2017
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