faecalphiliac

The definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who's interest in human excrement is really more akin to a perverted sexual fetish.

"Gary likes to lick shite from the unwashed anal sphincters of females" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

faece

One small segment of faeces

oh bro look at that curry faece

by maryhinge December 29, 2007

faecsis

a post grad thesis that ruins your life until you finally finish the fucking thing, and can commence blocking out every memory of having done it in the first place.

Particularly useful in sms text or online chating.

And hows your faecsis coming along?
Ugh...dont even ask....

by Sophie Basil February 23, 2009

Faeciboblious

- Adjective

1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.

2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.

1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!

2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."

by Charlemagne1993 August 6, 2017

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011