Fadge

The way of avoiding saying fanny cause it is proper dirrrty!

When your sitting wae you nan and David Dickonson comes on telly wae his bright orange face and his fucked up hair thats begging to be cut!

by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

Fadge

This is the alternate way of calling someone a faggot.

Faggot: Hey, my workout is done for today. Up for a shower together?

Your reply: Hell naw you fadge!!!!!!!!!

by Da.Infamous.Rapid.Fire March 14, 2010

Fadge Whacker

A woman who likes to masturbate vigorously and often!!!

"Man, she was such a fadge whacker, that ho always had her hand in her minge"

by Lmonster August 18, 2009

Fadge Stick

1) A penis

2) A more refined and less obvious way of calling someone a dick
'you fadge stick!'

3) A general expletive
Computer crashes: 'fadge sticks'
Car crashes 'fadge sticks'
Economy crashes 'double fadge sticks'

by Dr Darren February 22, 2009

Fadge Badger

One who's vagina has a forest of pubic hairs.

She has a proper fadge badger. I needed a trim & hedge to clear her pubes

by Adz November 21, 2003

fadge mouse

A tampon. Particularly the kind with string attached for removal.

Oh no, I've started flowing...do you have a spare fadge mouse?

by J. Myers March 14, 2006

fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003