fartbox

When a group of people get together in a car, close all the windows, turn on the heat, and then all release rotten foul farts. The first one to open up a door or puke loses. It also helps if you all go out and eat food that gets your bowels rumbling before you partake in fartboxing.

My friends and I fartboxed Jeremy's 89 dodge dakota on saterday night

by konfliktt December 22, 2007

factboy

The contrary to fanboy

Someones sig in a tech forum:
I'm not a fanboy, I'm a factboy

by C26000a January 17, 2008

fartbox

A particulary well-shaped ass.

That girl had a nice fartbox on her.

by AN December 16, 2002

tounguepunch the fartbox

A meathod used by men to rate the beauty and figure of a woman.

She's pretty hot but I'm not saying I would "tounguepunch the fartbox"

by Seymore Clams July 25, 2017

Fartbox

A person who talks senselessly and endlessly. A jackass. Big time bullshitter. One who pollutes the room with his mindless sick jabber.

Fartbox is here.....gotta get out ...fast....(gasp)(thud)(groan)

by Mudit September 10, 2004

finger me right in the fartbox

it means finger me in the arse

oii mate finger me right in the fartbox

by Big Dec May 13, 2018

facebox

v. To send someone an inbox message on Facebook. Meant to help you stop sounding stupid, like while telling someone to 'inbox' you or 'Facebook message' you, in which case they will invariably use the shitty Facebook Chat instead.

"Hey, send me that link on Facebook."
*recieves link via Chat, subsequently causing the entire browser to close and all hell to generally break loose*
"NO you asshat, facebox me!"

by kkkitty April 14, 2009