Fact Bomb

When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.

Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?

by Snarkzilla February 3, 2014

drunk fact

a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them

Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"

by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010

FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

by EVILMON July 9, 2014

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

fact Jack

A statement that is true in the absolute sense, and will not even tolerate a discussion.

Origin: the cinematic masterpiece Stripes.

General: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?

Soldier: That's a fact Jack!

Additional Soldiers: That's a fact Jack!

by frisco3 April 22, 2008

Facety

'facetious' to lovers of olde English

"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"

by Funkg January 8, 2013

tish fact

'tish fact' - a spurious, often fictitious piece of information stated as 'fact' that has little relation to reality, no background and often dismissed out of hand. Directly related to Aatish 'Tish' Pattni's continual statements of fact that serve only to support his argument or current beliefs whilst attempting to either outwit or out-knowledge another 'friend' or member of staff in the office during open debate.

A good example of a 'tish fact' or something that could well be called as such would be to issue a statement without 100% knowing if it is true, then being immediately corrected by a peer only to retort with a similarly farcical background piece of information to support the original fallacy. This could be seen as the opposite of 'digging oneself out of a hole', or rather to make a social 'hole' bigger by continuing to support an argument with lies or further embarrassing statements. Best avoided.

Example:
Person 1: "The lunar landings took place in 1978"
Person 2: "No, Apollo 11 landed on the moon in July 1969"
Person 1: "No it was definitely 1978 as Neil Armstrong is a distant relation of mine"

Person 1 has committed him/herself to a line of argument that they cannot support or realise they may have said in error, but only served to compound with a second statement of complete crap! Tish Fact!

by Cheetaz4ever February 18, 2014