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FaceStalk

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.
Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."
by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009
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facestalk

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it
Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.
by rairai97 February 27, 2011
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Facescaping

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.
by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011
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Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.
Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills
by Admiral radman February 8, 2019
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fuckstaposition

To edit yourself in a video to make it seem you are in a relatiomship with the other person in the video
Stop making fuckstapositions of yourself eith carl
by Coolzies420 December 19, 2016
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Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
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FaceScape

The slick new trend of Facebook and RuneScape. Probably one of the best inventions made.
Jon: Go on ichat
Tim: No get on that Facescape.
by daihdl November 8, 2009
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