faceshot

When a man shoots his liquid fire onto another's face.

Andrew Levy: "Shoot your cum on my face!"
Random Gay @ Cornell: "On your knees, bitch!"

by CUGSA July 20, 2008

faceshot

When the penis slips during the state of orgasm to aim and shoot the male in the face with his own cum. Normally he is laying down or reclined during sexual intercourse or masturbation. An accidental act.

During sexual intercourse with my partner, he/she suddenly jumped up from being on top and I received a faceshot! I think I got some in my mouth!

by $tephanie August 17, 2006

Facespat

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.

Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."

by Phluker September 29, 2009

Facechatrape

When facebook chat does not work..

facechatrape! Let's use skype -.-

by jonasbull July 9, 2011

Face shat

Vomiting from excessive drinking

Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden”

by SpidaPicky January 13, 2018

Facehat

An experimental electro math pop band from Gainesville Fl.

"All the chics at the party seemed kinda disinterested until Facehat played"

by Timmothy Murray February 7, 2008

FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

by Clone54 February 8, 2014