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Facebump

The act of creating useless statuses on Facebook solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
A useless Facebook status created solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
I just Facebumped Fred's page
by Waccused March 24, 2009
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Facebump

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.
Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.
by disco951 January 24, 2015
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facedump

when your boyfriend/girlfriend changes their facebook status from "in a relationship" to "single" with out talking to you about it.
Sara just got facedumped by Ryan!
by ibudnwtm January 27, 2010
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Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.
I will only be awake for face pump hours.
by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021
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