fauxmance

A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.

Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

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Femance

a femance is the female equivalent to a bromance. When two straight females are ridiculously close to each other, and make advances to further their bond.

Laura and Laurel have such a femance going on, that Laurel held Laura's hand while Laura was taking a painful shit.

by heyfatkids June 9, 2009

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facemonkey

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

by Ashabeth October 30, 2008

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Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

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Fauxmance

When two people who are single spend time together, and act like a couple. That inculdes hand holding, kissing, PDA, cuddling, and having sex. But if anyone ask them if they are a couple they both say no.

Are you and Jessica a couple? You guys hang out all the time. Nah we just got a Fauxmance

by Alonzo Jewels July 24, 2009

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