Detroit facelift

Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).

Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.

by OldOllie December 3, 2013

nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

by avianeddy November 17, 2011

Photobooth Facelift

A person who constantly takes pictures of themselves (when they look good) on Photobook and posts them on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Her Facebook picture obviously went through a Photobooth facelift!

by MadameZuzu May 13, 2011

sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.

The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.

by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017

Toilet Facelift

A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.

After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.

by darchingHard July 2, 2019

NASCAR Facelift

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006