facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.

They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker

by r2kal February 1, 2009

faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007

facefuckable

A person deemed attractive enough for further inquiry after having looked his/her picture up on the facebook

Did you check out the girl I told you about?
She's definitely facefuckable.

by Mulligan S. Tew July 16, 2006

faceblock

to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web

he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard

by donna chapman October 27, 2008

Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Vibrating Facefuck

When receiving a blowjob, twisting the neck of the girl, killing her instantly, than proceeding to face fuck the dead twitching corpse until the muscle spasms of the corpse stop twitching.

I keep losing my girlfriends. I think my vibrating facefuck fetish has something to do with it.

by assfuckedshithole September 23, 2012