facebooker

origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.

Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."

by RuoJie August 3, 2008

facebookrastinating

Not getting any work done because you're on facebook. Procrastinating.

Stu was facebookrastinating in the library instead of studying for his statics final.

by The only Nick January 3, 2008

Facebookeros

A Chicana/o or Latina/o who uses Facebook as a way to stay engaged with friends, family and his/her community. A Facebookero has found a way to use the social networking site both as a tool for informal social interaction and a means to address larger social concerns.

The Facebookeros at Cuentame are redefining the use of social online networking and net-activism.

by digicholo June 28, 2010

Faceboocrastinating

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook

'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'

by ladiesman218 June 13, 2009

Faceboogling

Using you're facebook status instead of google

"Facebook status"
-Who wrote romeo and juliet?
"comment"
-I don't know, google it instaid of faceboogling.

by Melanyza July 12, 2011

Facebookarrhea

A condition where a person constantly updates their Facebook status. This is usually classified when a person updates their Facebook status more than 5 times an hour. Also classified as when a person uses Facebook updates like Twitter.

Her facebookarrhea was clogging my update page.

See twitterrhea blog-arrhea facebook whore facebook junkie facebook

by Jakerie January 26, 2010

Facebookering

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

by sarapigz June 29, 2009