Fagbagger

A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

Fleebagger

A tax-hiking, union-protecting, spending-addicted Democrat so inept and incapable of fixing their own state budget mess they've crossed state borders into big government sanctuary zones -- screaming "la, la, la, we can't hear you" all the way.

Faced with stifling debt, bloated pensions and intractable government unions, liberal Midwestern legislators have fled those states -- paralyzing Republican fiscal reform efforts. Like Monty Python's Brave Sir Robin and his band of quivering knights, these elected officials have only one plan when confronted with political hardship or economic peril: Run away, run away, run away.

Scores of Fleebagger Democrats are now in hiding in neighboring Illinois, the nation's sanctuary for political crooks and corruptocrats.

by American for Fiscal Reform March 10, 2011

Fleebaggers

The entire Wisconsin Democrat Senate delegation that fled the State in abject terror at the thought of personal monetary loss, rather than debate and vote on an issue like they were elected to do.

Fearing the loss of union funds to their election campaigns and perks for voting the union way some Wisconsin Senators became fleebaggers.

or

Knowing WEAC was controlled by people with ethics similar to the unions controlled by Lucchese or Gambino;and it looking like the vote may go bad they chose to become fleebaggers to make it look better to those that literally "owned" them.

by Hoffa knew March 11, 2011

Fartbagger

A.) A person who farts in a bag.

B.) A word to say and annoy your teachers

Aye yo fartbagger.

Suckin fartbagger, always talkin’ about their honda

by Shrek21 March 20, 2021

fleebagger

When you get teabagged in the elections and then flee to a nearby state like a spineless turd.

Look at the fleebagger run to Illinois and not do their job because they won't like the outcome.

by Phil Christies March 11, 2011

Faceblogger

Someone who uses Facebook like a blog site.

The newsfeed from Susan is taking over my account, she's such a Faceblogger!

by NumbyMommy August 12, 2008

Sour-Faceburger

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.

The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger

by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010