Fapron

Fā-pron.

A flap of fat/skin from the stomach region that is large enough to cover the person's junk.

Husband: *naked at open door*

Wife: what are you doing?! The neighbors are going to see you!

Husband: they won't see shit my fapron is in the way.

by BowJangles69000 June 26, 2018

Fearon

An erection of the phallus born from anxiety or dread. A variation on the term hardon necessitated by the state of affairs in today's modern culture.

"Stop scaring me or i'll get a fearon"
"Got mugged last night on my way home and ended up with the worlds biggest fearon"

by Hindsightman March 6, 2008

faron

Inspired by the french boys name Far-Ron,
This Girl Is Usually Blonde, Blue Eyes, Swedish/german lookingand in fact, short!
This girl is simply gorgeous!

-Wow, That Girls Sooo Pretty, its hard to describe it.
-I'd Say she was Faron!

by Sarah-wiiiii January 29, 2007

Fagrone

Someone that befriends a Italian jerkface

Wow. She's is such a fagrone

by Jerkface May 9, 2022

Flaaron

1) A combination of "Flaaanders" and Aaron.
2) A bracketed Simpsons quote.
3) A nickname created by Phil (see philmosexual).
4) One who uses this nickname.

Phil: Flaa(ro)n(!) Flaa(ro)n(!)
Flaaron: WHAT! What is it!?
Phil: Game's out there! Hah hah made you look!

by Flaaron November 27, 2003

Farone

An Italian suffering from jock itch.

Originally used during verbal fisticuffs in the early 2000s in downtown Minneapolis. The denigrating word can now be heard in bars across the Midwest.

Did you see that lousy Farone with his hand in his pants?

by Never Peggedboy May 2, 2006

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019