B.F.F.

Commonly used as Best Friends Forever, but among your overweight friends you can use it as Big Fat Fucks.

John: Hey, wanna go to White Castle?
Bob: No, I'm on a diet.
John: But I thought we were B.F.F.!

by Alex Blake January 28, 2007

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003

B.F.F

B- Big
F- Fat
F- Fucker

I used this since before best friends forever ever started. Original DOS, kermit word.

If I saw a guy at school that was huge, we would say B.F.F on our KERMIT conversation. If you do not know what kermit is, then look it up and you will see how old I am talking about. LOL

by HorseLOVA July 12, 2011

B.F.F

Best Fantastic Fair!

"Fair" here means beautiful girl!!! that meaning was used in old day!!

so, this "bff" shows "bff(Best Fantastic Fair)" and "bff(best friend forever)"

1.you are my B.F.F!!

2.at the end of letter
"B.F.F"

by Vicher Li January 10, 2008

B.F.F.

Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.

I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.

by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2007

F.U.F.B.

Fuck you frat boy

A derogatory term aimed at losers who buy friendships and thrive on cheating in college and raping young ladies.

Frat Boy: "Ladies come to our party tonight"
Ladies: "F.U.F.B."

by Coliebear March 30, 2008