fud

"Fud" is not only another word for pussy, but also a verb that can be used for a woman instead of "masturbate" - then it goes with oneself (myself, herself,...)- as is the by now famous line by Kate Winslet in Extras serial (see below):

And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right.

by Moucha October 19, 2007

Fud

A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.

what a legendary fud that fanny who lives in tenerife is

by Hays June 28, 2008

fud

Derogetry word for the female genitailia. An insult. Also: fud-licker, fud flaps.

"Fuck that fud-lickin' bitch!"

by andy March 14, 2003

fud

Popularized by LOLcats, ROFLcats, etc., the term "fud" is used to refer to FOOD.

Some fud has toy inside, my toy has fud inside.

by HilaryAbbie April 12, 2008

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.

There was a lot of FUD around the result.

by neonhest September 16, 2006

fud

Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.

"The SCO case versus Linux is FUD, plain and simple."

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

fud

A slightly retarded midget whose facial structure strongly resembles a discombobulated Frankenstein.

Yo u see that nigga over there fucking on that fat shorty? That nigga’s a FUD!

by greaterspringieldmob March 6, 2022