simotaniously cum into a female's eyes making her temporarily blind, spin her around and then make her kneel and cock slap her repeatedly from different angles and places.
by blumpkin10$ August 17, 2009
Get the Eyeballingmug. Eyeballing (infinitive verb) refers to an erotic act of one person licking another person's eyeball. This act does not derive its erotic nature from any actual connection to a sexual organ or classically sexual act. It is only sexually arousing to people with a fetish for tongues, eyeballs, licking, or any combination of them. It was first discovered in Japan, where pornography laws arguably force creative forms of "erotic art" by not easily allowing the depiction of sexual organs.
Guy #1: Dude, you have to come see this website!
Guy #2: Why is that Japanese girl licking the other girl's eye?
Guy #1: That's called eyeballing, it's the latest thing. It gets people off.
Guy #2: Why is that Japanese girl licking the other girl's eye?
Guy #1: That's called eyeballing, it's the latest thing. It gets people off.
by pierze May 28, 2008
Get the eyeballingmug. When a group of people constantly stare at you making it so awkward and you can clearly tell they are saying some shit about you or your mates.
by Abi F September 4, 2020
Get the Eyeballingmug. To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008
Get the eyeballermug. I wanted beer but I was driving home so I poured some alcohol in my eye so if I got pulled over the police wouldn't know I was. drinking and driving. This is eyeballing
by dillan_is_alex_jones December 3, 2017
Get the Eyeballingmug. Short for "Mark One Eyeball". Refers to using unaided vision to spot something, as opposed to binoculars, radar, etc. Commonly used by military internet know it alls to confuse people in an argument.
Actually you could overwhelm a CBG's defenses with about twenty five small craft attacking from all points of the compass due to the in ability of Ageis to lock onto a small target effectively in the sea clutter. Most confrontations in the Persian Gulf have been observed and started by lookouts using the MK1 eyeball.
by Supaphr33k August 23, 2010
Get the Mk1 eyeballmug. To scan over something or someone quickly; to measure without using any tools other than the naked eye; guessing; approximating. A term often used in sports scouting to see if a player or team passes muster without looking at any metrics.
We passed on that short receiver because he didn't pass the ball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
I know that actress just walked in off the street, but but she passes my eyeball test. Get her signed and to the studio pronto!
I left a blind date before I even sat down. She didn't pass my eyeball test.
That presentation needs to be reformatted to read better. Its simply doesn't pass an eyeball test.
by Tenacious Faulker March 5, 2014
Get the eyeball testmug.