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While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.
While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.
BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"
EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."
Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.
See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.
EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."
Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.
See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.
by Pei.U.Sun October 8, 2008
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Get the 1 a.m. explanation mug.When a video on Youtube has over 1 million "likes" but a tiny few "dislikes" and no one knows why. so an explanation is given as to why this is so.
guy 1: hey man the video of Justin Beaver being hit with a water bottle has over a billion likes!
guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?
guy 1: how can that be?
guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button
guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation
guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?
guy 1: how can that be?
guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button
guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation
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Get the logical Youtube dislike explanation mug.When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.
I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation
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Get the Explanationing mug.Way off the mark.
Hym "I explained what I was doing immediately. The plan was to get an explanation as to why it seems to be the case that everywhere I go people are making reference to the things I'm doing in my day to day life and the frequency increased in a place where people were both DOING THAT and fucking retards and based on the things they were saying, it seemed to be the case that it involved either they were in my email or reading the posts? Which is why the name changed several times in the beginning. And why the need for spamming the sequential posts. To see if I could get them to say the number of posts. Names to test for email and spamming to see if they were reading the posts. Seemed to be both.
Hym "I explained what I was doing immediately. The plan was to get an explanation as to why it seems to be the case that everywhere I go people are making reference to the things I'm doing in my day to day life and the frequency increased in a place where people were both DOING THAT and fucking retards and based on the things they were saying, it seemed to be the case that it involved either they were in my email or reading the posts? Which is why the name changed several times in the beginning. And why the need for spamming the sequential posts. To see if I could get them to say the number of posts. Names to test for email and spamming to see if they were reading the posts. Seemed to be both.
And it seemed to be the case that they were deriding me while trying to create a situation where I was excluded from a discussion they couldn't stand to not have around me. And I KNOW you KNOW this is the case because Dick Dawkins' response was 'I have no responsibility to relieve you of your incredulity.' So you know what I'm saying here. You're being reductive. And BEYOND THAT, why have I never heard of or seen anything like this and why do I never see it go the other way around? How do I know it's not just me? Because NOT EVERYONE IS DOING IT SHIT-HEAD. Did you even consider that? That not everyone was doing it and the absence of them doing it proves that you're doing it? No? It's the same thing and the same people every time. There's always 1 or 2. Never pointed at anyone else. The impetus could be anything. The fact that it is happening at all is the issue. So no, you're being a shit. And SINCE it took 7 years and a mental breakdown to respond. I don't think an explanation isn't warranted."
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