by Brilliant Definer April 2, 2013
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You: "I don't know what's gotten into Morgan lately, she's all bitchy, she's acting like a woman possessed..."
Friend: "Dude, give her The Exorcist. That will teach her a lesson! Then sit back, and watch her clean up her act!"
Friend: "Dude, give her The Exorcist. That will teach her a lesson! Then sit back, and watch her clean up her act!"
by KnightLite October 12, 2010
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One who combines the power of prayer with sacred ritual, as part of a desperate attempt to drive demonic forces from the bodies of spiritual hypochondriacs.
You can usually find an exorcist or two on one of those Hallmark channels that broadcast only at three or so in the morning.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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by stinkeye October 10, 2007
Get the The Exorcist mug.The Exorcist is when the female is on top of the male facing towards his feet. As the female begins to climax, the male takes his penis out of her vagina and inserts it in her anus while holding her down by grasping her wrists. The female will try to turn her head in both directions in surprise and anger and hence the look will resemble the exorcist.
My girlfriend dumped me after I did "The Exorcist" on her, she thought it wasn't funny because it gave her a stiff neck not to mention a bleeding anus.
by Jaax March 24, 2009
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by das bouk! May 18, 2014
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I totally performed an exorcism on my girlfriend last night.
You could say, I was The Exorcist. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
You could say, I was The Exorcist. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
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