Exhaustipated

To be so tired, you need to create a new word to describe it! (note, exhaustipated has nothing to do with constipation)
Also used as "Exhaustipation"

I am so exhaustipated!

by ArryG June 14, 2009

Exhaustipated

The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.

Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013

Exhaustipated

When you are literally too tired to even force out a poo. Not even all the gravity on mars could help you push one out.

"Babe I am absolutely exhaustipated."

by pecheur23 March 17, 2016

Exhaustipated

Too tired to poop.

Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.

by BigjobsDunsmall May 28, 2018

Exhaustipated

When you're too tired to give a shit.

When you just come home from a long day and your roommate is trying to tell you about his latest girl troubles and you have to say "man, can we do this tomorrow? I'm exhaustipated."

by Pecks78 April 4, 2017

Exhaustipated

Exhausted from trying to shit when your constipated

Sorry I can’t leave the house today I’m very exhaustipated

by Smelllz March 4, 2023

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit

"Can you do the dishes?"
"Sorry, no. I'm exhaustipated."

by I_Eat_Childrens_Toes January 30, 2023