Exam

A useless Piece of paper that very much decides your future , CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT ! ( it tests your very very very “ strong “ memory that you surprisingly have no the storage to put that ish in your brain )

Teacher: the exam is vErY eAsY so just revise this paper .
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet

by That’s gurl November 25, 2020

Exams

A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Exams

An inconvenient torture period.

Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.

Johnny's Mom: I can't wait to see you next week, son!!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!

by allieb December 8, 2014

Exams

Dumb stupid pieces of paper that people (AKA teachers) who think that they're better than you, enjoy tourchering your brain to learn stuff your never going to use in life for, preparing you for this stupid piece of paper.

"I have to study parabola's for my exams"
"Who's going to ever use parabola's anyway?!"

by SliceOfVanilla November 13, 2009

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Exams

If ur asking this u should probably be studying for this bullshit excuse for child labour

Yeah mom!arent u supposed to be studying for torture , i mean exams!

by AldePenetrate November 7, 2019

Exame

the combination and contraction of the words EXACT and SAME

Oh my Gosh that is the exact same shirt I have!!!

>>> Oh my Gosh that is the EXAME shirt I have!!!

by Dziubak March 10, 2008