Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.

It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!

Ex-Girlfriend by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

Ex-girlfriend

You. You just broke up with someone and you now searched this up on U.D. because you are scared they wrote something about you here. They didnt.

"Wow! Your ex-girlfriend is sneky"!
"Thats why I broke up with her!

Ex-girlfriend by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

ex-girlfriend junction 

when a group of your ex-girlfriends get together

You really want to avoid an ex-girlfriend junction

ex-girlfriend junction by Liz December 25, 2003

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

ex girlfriend kink 

a sexual attraction to your friends ex girlfriends, therfore breaking the bro code. disgusting!

Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!

ex girlfriend kink by Kumbear December 16, 2022

ex-girlfriend porn 

Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.

I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.

ex-girlfriend porn by t.zero April 1, 2016

ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

ex girlfriend disease by dirty 30 June 13, 2008