Ewoks

Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.

a: Oh look, Ewoks!

Ewoks: Oh look, dinner!

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

Ewokitude

The mental mindset of being an ewok.

"Joe needs to correct his ewokitude or else the Empire will win."

by kkoechel May 30, 2006

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

ewokonomics

a system economics where the prices of goods are decided solely by the person with the most fearsome ewok grunt.

In a country that follows an ewokonomics system, if you want to buy something, you have to grunt "RRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr" before the transaction.

by smartypance December 31, 2009

ewouth

A new degree of awesome that surpasses the greatness of anything.

John-Did you see the used in concert the other night??

Dave-yeah dude it was definatly ewouth.

by drummer 4 like, forever February 27, 2010

ewokmyweewok

Meens suck my dick
slap my wang
make me pancakes
read my story
anything like that, bitch

hey faggot come here and ewok my weewok

last night some whore ewoked my weeok

mom im hungry can you ewok some weewoks

ddaddys im borde ewok me a weewok

by ewokmyweewok May 13, 2005

Ewok party

A gratuitous party scene in film or television, typically characterized by singing and the playing of percussion instruments. From the conclusion to "Return of the Jedi," in which the Ewoks fete the heroes with singing, dancing, drums and xylophones.

I knew "Matrix Reloaded" was going to suck as soon as they got to the Ewok party."

"What was up with that Ewok party on slave beach in the middle of 'The Patriot'?"

by villicious May 25, 2009