J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

Izzy ewing

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack

Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing

by Jëzüs June 7, 2020

patrick ewing

the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.

yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?

by chuck d February 4, 2005

Ben Ewing

A massive hunk who gets lots of women. Also owns 6 Ferraris and isn't ginger.

Person 1: "My girlfriend left me"
Person 2: "Who for?"
Person 1: "Ben Ewing"

by Black rock lee March 9, 2021

ryan ewing

A cock blistered faggot

Kid 1: look at that Ryan Ewing looking kid
Kid 2: ya I know, I bet he vapes too

by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016

Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.

"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.

by Chris Ewing August 25, 2005

Sydni Ewing

The sweetest girl you'll meet. Funny and smart as hell. A ball of sunshine. Sees the good in everyone. Is a bad bitch.

Girl 1: Ever heard of Sydni Ewing

Girl 2: Oh yeah, she's such a sweetheart

by 123 Anonymous 456 March 6, 2022