Facebook Evangelist

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)

Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!

by up@6aM March 21, 2009

Evangelyne

A person with a great smile, so bright that it'll light up this whole world. A person that has such a kind heart and an amazing amount of kindness. Someone that you can depend on to talk about your problems. And also, Evangelyne motivates me to do better because the thought of her makes me do so much better in everything and anything. She's perfect in every way, and is an angel inside out. She's more than enough and she's limited edition. If you ever meet this person that i'm talking about, you're blessed. To me, theres nothing more important than keeping her smile going. When that smile fades, i'll do anything to keep that smile going. And if there's like an earthquake or something, she'll be that first person i'll call to make sure if she's okay. She's my first and only priority. She's the reason i'm making this and she's the reason that i'm here right now.

Evangelyne makes me lost for words.

by Big Doge August 14, 2014

Evangeline

Pronounced eh-VAN-jə-leen or eh-VAN-jə-liyn, Evangeline loves you and is not ashamed of it. She's like an angel bringing good news and compliments. You're going to smile when you think of her and blush when you see her. Evangeline is a tall glass of water - not lemonade. Did I mention sexy? Yeah, no need. She is drop dead gorgeous straight through and doesn't know it, but she is proud and modest. Wise. Exotic, free and concerned. She loves. Evangeline lifts your spirit and puts you at ease. She doesn't like being called Angie. She's Evangeline and your friend. You know she can kick your ass and never will, because she's that cool. Loving Evangeline is part of nature.

"Oh my God, what is her name?"
"What do you think?"
"Evangeline?"
"Duh."

"Hey Evangeline! How ya doin'?"
"I love you and feel really good. How are you?

by iodine_clumps June 10, 2011

Evangelion

A brainfucker of an anime.
26 episodes, produced by Gainax, started airing in 1996, directed by the god-like Hideaki Anno.

See also: Serial Experiments Lain, Brianfucker, and Freuidian.

Hahahaha toast and panties (ep. 26)....

by Hiro Protagonist February 16, 2004

Rust Evangelism

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.

You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.

by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

mac evangelist

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.

Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.

by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006

Evangela

Goddess of Love, very sexual being, a flaming redhead or sometimes dark brown with a bubbly personality. not afraid to take on new tasks and meet new people. very laidback and easy to talk to. a great friend. Very unique, doesn't go with the crowd. likes to be pampered. Long term commitment is a must. is a peacekeeper. very exotic, easily pleased. very smart and quick witted. attractive inside and out

I think that im going Evangela today!

by vangiem23 February 3, 2010