evidence

A wad of toilet paper or tissues drenched with semen. Usually destined to be flushed down the toilet.

I snuck from my room to the bathroom to get rid of the evidence.

by theforum.com March 29, 2004

eVid

(n) A Mort Goldman-like entity whose logic and masculinity are often in question.

When familing to reach a decision about rescuing someone in trouble, Jim's friends called him an eVid.

by fstl March 6, 2009

Evidence

Man Evidence be me yall better know

Evidence ownz u

by Evidence August 23, 2003

Evidences

Evidences is a gramatically incorrect version of evidence used by both religious apologetics when they talk about how much evidence for the existance of their respective diety there is.

Just look around you! The evidences for god are everywhere!

by chrischi3 October 14, 2017

Evidence

What evidence do you have that I did what I just did?

Some guy "Oy guvnah weah is yo evidunce?"

Hym "It's (The evidence) rattling around in the craniums of the people doing the same exact thing you're doing. So, you need me to peel one of them open and dig around to see if I find any?"

Iam "Stop... He's kidding. I'm sorry. I mean, you just did the thing. My initial assertion was that people were doing the thing your doing. If you're doing it then why do you think other people wouldn't?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Evidence

A random collection of assumptions, gossip, lies, hearsay and prejudice used by NHS investigations to persecute hard-working members of staff.

Hold on there nurse, we have evidence that you are a one-legged chicken strangler; you are suspended.

by RoadUK March 1, 2017

evident

The past tense of Evidence.

I was taking out loud and I thought it was evident.

by Havebdmdgdvdn January 3, 2017