evian

a water company that when written backwards spells "naive"

does this mean that if you drink evian you're naive?

by Tyler May 13, 2005

eviani

She is very mean and beautiful she also thinks she is super cool but trust me she is really not

Eviani is mean

by Eviani March 28, 2021

Evian

French water product in the Alps. The brand is owned by Danone.

Evian is the world leader in terms of sales on the market of mineral water.

by Altoz January 23, 2005

Evian

Noun.

Gnar. A male, usually Canadian, who pretty much defines the word 'awesome'. A total bro. A man of many talents, including vectoring such people. Steals stray cats and names at least one 'Pineapple'. A nice guy that gets the girls going wee ooh wee ooh wee. He will own you at ROFLs and LOLs. A true Canadian/American.

Girl 1 - "LYKE OMG IS THAT EVIAN?"
Girl 2 - "TOTALLY. I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID ROFL."
Girl 1 -"What a badass."

by IAmTomHankss January 2, 2010

Evian

The absolute meaning of cool. When people see Evian, they want to be him.

" Is that Evian! Oh I wish I was him so bad!

by Blake Slocombe November 21, 2021

Evianna

Sexy bitch

Evianna a sexy nice person broken always happy and has some giant titties

by XxDaddychill!xX March 17, 2022

Evian

Brand of water that celebrities like Jennifer Lopez don't want. If someone brings it to them they'll throw it and yell "NOT EVIAN!"

Here's your water Ms Lopez
NOT EVIAN!!!!!

by 1069 May 25, 2006