Evangeline

Evangeline is a beautiful, elegant girl. She believes no one likes her because she's ugly or not smart, but in truth, she's loved by everyone in her class. Whoever hates her, is usually already hated. Evangeline prefers to be known as tom-boyish and wants to be tough, but inside, she's extremely girl-ish and playful in her own way. She can make friends with just about anyone if she acts like herself- funny, facial, and always there for you. She also is prety athetic and fast when she runs.

She also loves dogs and art- but she thinks her art is crappy even though it's pretty much average. She definitely does NOT take crap from ANYONE, and will either 'tattle-tale' with no shame or just tell her parents and rant to everyone else. Evangeline also is an amazing speaker, and is only shy around adults. She can make a good argument, however when it comes to her weight it is something she worries about. Although she's actually really skinny, Evangeline thinks she needs to lose weight constantly. Evangeline is also sometimes emotionally out of control and her mood changes often.

Meaning: "Bringer of good news.'
Guy: Dude, Evangeline is such a great girlfriend- but I accidentally slipped up and said something rude about her friends..

Other guy: What did she do?

Guy: She slapped me, explained to me how 'unacceptable' that was with some explicit language along the lines, then kissed me and stormed out?!

Other guy: Girls are SO complicated.

Guy: Not as much as this one...
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Evangeline

Anyone called Evangeline, is a keeper. Evangeline is tall, blonde and pale, but that does not define her personality. Evangeline likes to break stereotypes, argue her point and debate her way out of any argument.
Evangeline has the best resting bitch face ever.
Look! I'ts Evangeline in all her glory
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Evangeline

When all three 'holes' of a woman (mouth, vagina and ass) are 'occupied' at the same time.
"Man, I had the best experience last night."
"Really? What happened?"
"I went home with three guys and they gave me an Evangeline. Top stuff."
by Mary_Jane21354 October 31, 2013
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Mary evangeline

mary Evangeline is the name for a beautiful and amazing girl. She is friends with everyone but she only has 1 best friend. She is really sensitive but amazingly sweet. She is very fabulous and all the boys would be lucky to have her. She is fantastic. There is no one like her
'Who's that amazing girl over there?'

'im pretty sure her names evie or Mary Evangeline'
by CrisHoran April 08, 2015
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dirty evangeline

when a girl chugs five cans of fanta and then burps while licking your balls
"Dang! She gave me a super intense dirty evangeline!"
by jack1010100 May 06, 2020
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Evangeline Lilly

The highest source of heat on the planet Earth after the Sun.
I stood next to Evangeline Lilly on the subway, and got a bad sunburn.
by Maggie April 10, 2005
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Evangeline Lilly

A Canadian actress best known for portraying Kate on the ABC drama, Lost.
Did you watch the Emmy's last night? Evangeline Lilly looked absolutely gorgeous.
by xxila September 25, 2005
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