Ethiopian kids

They have it so much harder than the rest of Africa. They're practically Indian because all they're parents care about are GRADES. If they get lower than B+ BAM THEY ARE SCRWEDDDDD. Ethiopia is so different from the rest of Africa.

Ethiopian Kids: Hey tom i got whopped last night.
Indian: Omg samee my parents were pissed at my grades.
Asian: I got beat too, my parents were mad at my A-
White kid: yea...I got my blackberry and Iphone 4 and Ipad taken away... I'm really sad..
Ethiopian, Indian and Asian: SHUT UP WHITE BOY

by Hannagurlxx May 22, 2011

Ethiopia

The country which is found in east Africa. Ethiopia has very good natural appearance.Nice place to live in.Mentioned in the holy Bible many times

If you are trying to know Ethiopia you are starting a path that you can't finish.(from t.me.real_arc)

by in_real March 28, 2019

Ethiopian Bubble Bath

The act of farting in a mud puddle - the poor man's take on first world bubble cleansing.

"Who needs plumbing when I can share an ethiopian bubble bath with my bitch"

by Rizz of Ozz April 6, 2017

Ethiopia

The homeland to the most beautiful women in the world.

Check out that fine gurl, I bet she is Ethiopian!

by Iya May 16, 2005

ethiotube

Ethiopia's version of youtube.

www.ethiotube.net

by EthioTube January 31, 2009

ethiopian

a very beautiful african

you are so hott just like an Ethiopian

by abush June 29, 2007

Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008