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fool's errand

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.
He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.
by Jon February 17, 2005
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Internet errands

Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.

Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"

Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."

Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"

Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."

Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
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Erratas/Eratas

Erratas is a myth on the internet, that describes a system used by large corporations to aim for specific victims, to copyright strike. According to the myth, the system will delete any reference of itself from the internet. Not much is known about the myth, but most suspect that it is just a story, and nothing serious. Sometimes, people use Eratas to go under the system.
Person 1: Have you heard of Erratas/Eratas?
Person 2: Yeah, but I’m pretty sure it’s fake.
by Krotokoic October 20, 2019
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errand circle

Completing various errands that require one to travel all over one's town, often in no particular order, and with new errands popping up in between the ones that were planned ahead of time. The location of the stops do not necessarily make a circle, and stopping at one particular place more than once can be considered part of the circle.
Man, I covered every street in town with that errand circle, and I must've stopped at Wal-Mart at least three times!
by Tado_Chip January 8, 2009
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Errata'd

When something is removed or banned from somewhere (usually the internet) for unknown, mysterious, or unnecessary reasons.
"Hey dude, do you think my account will be Errata'd for this?"
"Yeah, probably."
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erranc

A kind soul, who cares for others

*he can also be an asshole but ok 😫*
Yo, that man is so an erranc.
by obsessed with pps May 21, 2021
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run errands

A trip to get or do something, especially for something you don't really like to do or have to do for someone else. It's not like shopping!
Sorry I cannot see you now I have to run errands.
by Aaadrian September 7, 2006
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