Ernie 

Ernie is a word u would use to call someone a goat. Meaning that you are the greatest of all time

Alexis is a Ernie

Ernie by Goated goat February 12, 2022

Ernie

Psychopath with no regard for etiquette. Especially towards people he can’t have. Likes to show a display of disrespectful actions at other people’s residential dwellings. Thus causing problems for people who want to be together and left alone. In other words. He lost her. He mad about it. But nobody cares. Poses as a Taurean being, but having been born in April he unfortunately is not a good representation of a true high vibrational Taurus. Thus is a lonely low vibrational Taurus that needs to revaluate his worth. So he must be suicidal, bcuz Richard gonna get em.

Janice:
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”

Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”

Janice:
“Ok”

Ernie:
“Penelope, can I talk to you?”

Penelope:
“You need to leave before Richard catches you here”

Ernie:

“No I want Richard to beat my ass”

Ernie by anonymous November 11, 2025

Ernie Papa 

A couple of cool dudes, who like to exchange bowel movements

Person 1: Hey yo, you’re a really cool guy
Person 2: No, I’m actually a member of Ernie Papa (proceeds to exchange bowel movement)
Person 1: Wow! Thank you!

Ernie Papa by Papa Ernie February 24, 2018

ernie gang 

The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang

Urban Dictionary is now property of Ernie Gang

ernie gang by ChexManiac April 23, 2018

ernie davis academy 

the worst fucking school in new york. if you come in contact with this school you better run fast and hold your breath because it SMELLS up in this bitch. Nothing but pothead white boys, emos, petty bitches, and stanky ass hoes in this school. Also wtf is it, a high school or a middle school? Anyways, fuck Ernie Davis Academy

Matt: Yo this girl added me on snap she’s high key valid
Caleb: Yo yeah she is, where’s she from?
Matt: Ernie Davis Academy
Caleb: OH FUCK ASS NO. ABORT MISSION

ernie davis academy by User19373782292 November 7, 2019

Ernie'd 

1)To have been sabatoged by someone named Ernie. 2)To resolve an issue in a backwards way.

This computer has been ernie'd.

Ernie'd by Brian Edson April 11, 2008

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

Ernie got Betty down fast. by nobody27330 September 16, 2018