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High-Fluting Economist

1. An economist or talking head who sings the praises of the wealthy corporations while glossing over the miserable state of the working class. This would generally include the majority of all economists since only the wealthy corporations can afford to hire official excuse-makers.

2. Roughly, anyone who tells you to "whistle while you work".

3. One who plays the skin flute for his corporate daddies in exchange for Ass Tokens.

The word 'highfallutin' is based on a midwestern slang pronunciation of high + fluting or flutin'. The adjective is meant to humorously contrast the fancy and ghey sounds of a flautist (flute player) with the seriousness of everything else in the real world.
That high-fluting economist thinks he's really something special in his fancy suit and gold watch. He's just putting lipstick on a pig.

My boss has been listening to that high-fluting economist on Fox News and now he's got the Ayn Rand Effect so I could get fired just for showing up today.
by FLSqueezed July 21, 2011
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Ergonominatrix

A woman fixated on proper posture, especially when exercising.
Shelly, being the consummate Ergonominatrix, was always yelling at Daniel to keep his shoulders down!
by ExecUtron October 20, 2008
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Egonovist

A person who believes in the concept of fairness for all. Comes from the word "Egonovism" which comes from the Latin "ego', meaning self. and novo" to make new. rewrite, or invent. The individual develops their own personal religious system and borrows ideas from established religions that they are familiar with.
I am an Egonovist as being a self-identified Christian. One who makes up their own mind as to what is fair and the right thing to do.
by Older Than Dirt November 10, 2013
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Schrodinger's Economist

A guy who answers a question with absolute certainty and then claims he thought he was answering a different question based on people's reaction when he is wrong in order to manifest himself being correct.
John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
by JonathenSmith February 16, 2023
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ergonomics

To make the man fit into the box instead of the box fitting round the man.
to put people in cubicles and force them to be creative instead of putting them in a creative environment and letting it happen
by Craven September 26, 2004
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ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's
HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"
by Jackmebones May 8, 2012
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economist

iemand die niet goed genoeg is in economie om een econoom genoemd te worden.
ik sta een 4 voor economie,ik ben zo'n economist.
by djaqwa September 20, 2017
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